May 24
Kelly Ripa came dangerously close to being attacked by what appears to be a goblin or perhaps a small chupracabra while attending the American Ballet Theatre’s 68th Annual Spring Gala last week.
Luckily it seems the creature was scared off by the blinding flash bulbs of the paprazzi, and Miss Ripa was not eaten.
[image via UseMyComputer]

May 25th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Dude, pretty sure that’s a chupracabra, not a goblin.
May 26th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I’d take my chances with the chupracabra if it meant i could bang kelly ripa
May 26th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Hmmm… If Freddy Kruger had a mother… am I right? oy I feel bad now…
May 26th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
In all actuality that image is what Joan Rivers would look like without all the surgeries.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Time to pay the piper for those good looks Ripa….she’s right behind you.