May 29
Someone please translate what “barcode-head man” is saying
Awesomeness, Chicks, Humor, Video, Violence, WTF? Add commentsThis is easily one of the top 3 best “Japanese schoolgirl fight” videos I’ve ever seen.
The fight itself is awesome and goes on way too long, but what really makes this video stand out for me is the surreal “barcode-head” man at the end. I’m sure the reality of what he is saying will come up short against what I imagine, but at the risk of ruining this video for me, I must know what he is saying.
Thanks to faithful Son Of Macenstein reader Walter for the link.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I dunno, but for some insane reason I’m kinda diggin’ his hat. And what was up w/ the old lady walking by and not even noticing Neo’s cousins duking it out.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
well the title of the video… カンフー女子高生 is “Kung fu School Girl”
possible dialogue out from comments of a user:
Girl 1: Do you know that guy black jack?
Girl 2: Yes I know him, I know him.
Girl 1: Isn’t he cool?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s cool.
Girl 1: Isn’t he a foreigner?
Girl 2: Nah, I think he’s Japanese.
Girl 1: Huh, he’s a foreigner.
Girl 2: What, huh! He’s Japanese!
Girl 1: He’s a foreigner!
Girl 2:I said he’s Japanese!
Girl 1: FOREIGNER!
Girl 2: JAPANESE!
Girl 1: Foreigner!
Girl 2: Japanese!
Girl 1: He’s a foreigner, his name is jack afterall!
Girl 2: What are you talking about!? His real name is Japanese and his old man too!
Girl 1: Even though that’s true…! Mori? Are you ok?
Girl 2: JAPANESE!
Girl 1: FOR-ENG-ER!
etc…
and now the moment you been waiting for!
Barcode boy: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Stop your fighting girls!
scan me, scan this pattern!
scan me, scan this pattern!
Hurry, Hurry, this lil’ bro.
Scan Me!
scan me, scan this pattern!
Hurry, Hurry, this lil’ bro.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
What in the world was that! Why does more than one of these exist!?! I’ve personally never seen one schoolgirl fight lol. Japan has to be the craziest country in the world.
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