Dec 01
When the Chinese eventually invade and conquer America I think getting newscasts of this caliber will make the whole thing easier to take. We are sorely missing 3D bitch-slaps.
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Sep 26
Former beauty pagent contestant-turned Alaskan Governor turned Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin had a little difficulty answering this question from Katie Couric about her “You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska” comment. So much so that someone thought to place her voice on top of the only other person ever to botch an answer as badly – fellow beauty pageant hopeful, Miss Teen South Carolina.
Well, I’ll say one thing, I zoned out on how bad her answer was half-way through and had to rewatch it. Being a beautiful girl must be awesome. I kind of equate it to starting out life with $6 million in the bank and 5 million Facebook friends.
Thanks to faithful SOM reader Seth for the link!
Jun 22
For some reason in all those anti-drug commercials and school programs, they never mention the most horrible side effect of prolonged drug use - make-up abuse.
Amy Winehouse circa 2004 and now.
Thanks to faithful SonofMacenstein reader Sarah for the link.
[via imageshack]
Jun 17
Wow. Well, I guess if you are a celebrity who doesn’t want to try to outrun the paparazzi, you need a car that can crush them.
Luckily, in the event of a high-speed chase, she seems to already have two rather large airbags deployed. Safety first!
[images UseMyComputer]
Jun 13
I’m not sure who is supposed to marry Adriana Lima, but I’m not buying that it’s Marko Jaric.
[via ABC]
May 24
Kelly Ripa came dangerously close to being attacked by what appears to be a goblin or perhaps a small chupracabra while attending the American Ballet Theatre’s 68th Annual Spring Gala last week.
Luckily it seems the creature was scared off by the blinding flash bulbs of the paprazzi, and Miss Ripa was not eaten.
[image via UseMyComputer]
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