Son Of Macenstein » Chicks

But does she play Beer Pong?

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:25:31 +0000

Behold The hottest Ping Pong Player EVER! Anyone care to disagree?

[via CollegeHumor]

Woah… She could totally play for the Harlem Wizards

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:24:44 +0000

Hmm… a super flexible girl that really knows how to handle balls… if only there were some sort of joke I could make…

hmmm… nope. Nothing comes to mind.

Why does every country have better game shows than the US?

Dr. Macenstein — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:38:21 +0000

In our continuing coverage of countries that have better game shows than us, let us now turn our focus from Japan to France. Yes, France. Check out this French game show, which can only be described as brilliant.

I have no idea what these girls are trying to do, I don’t know what they could possibly win that would restore their dignity, but what I DO know is I want to buy this entire series on DVD.
[LiveLeak]

I think it’s safe to say we should add “doughnut stick” to the list of foods female celebrities may not want to eat in public

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:38:45 +0000

AnnaLynne McCord (90210). Now, it was recently reported that AnnaLynne was spotted making out with a girl last week, so I don’t know if that makes this picture hotter, or horribly depressing. But when in doubt with a lesbian story, I always go with “hotter”.

[via Celebslam]

Karolina Kurkova is straight from heaven. Literally.

Dr. Macenstein — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:58:57 +0000

I knew Karolina Kurkova was part of Victoria’s Secret “Angels” campaign, but I didn’t know she was the real thing.

Above: Doutzen Kroes (left) and the belly button-less Karolina Kurkova (right)

Yes, apparently a creature of divine origins, Kurkova has no belly button, a clear sign that she was not born of woman, and instead came into existence via the collective will of the male population.

[via Celebslam]

Something Sarah Palin should keep in mind

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:13:47 +0000

This is so true, although the woman doesn’t even have to be all that great, we’ll still check out her ass.
[via vulomedia]

So it WASN’T a dream! The Lingerie Football League really DOES exist!

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:16:45 +0000

OK people, we didn’t all get behind the XFL, and that thing went under. So I urge you all to please please PLEASE get behind the Lingerie Football League. These talented athletes are obviously giving it all they’ve got, and from these tryouts it is obvious that the pregame stretching will likely bring in more ratings than any Dolphins NFL game.

I’m voting for #4

Dr. Macenstein — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:20:06 +0000

She just seems like she’d be the most fun.

There’s a reason only beautiful people make it in the music industry

Dr. Macenstein — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:32:34 +0000

OK, let’s see how tough you are. Try to get through this entire music video, and see if you can answer the question below.

Which is worse:

A) the song
b) the girl
C) the filming
or
D) the mullett?

Please, remember to show your work.

2 girls, 1 ball, 1 donut

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:23:18 +0000

OK, I was never good at soccer, but I AM good at eating donuts, and I can’t for the life of me tell if this is real or CGI. The little fat kid in me who could never dribble 10 steps says no one, (especially a little girl) could do it, but then again, it looks pretty damn real (and, let’s face it, soccer is a sport for little girls).

Soccer Donut Stunt