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Photographic proof of America’s love affair with Obama

Dr. Macenstein — Sun, 31 May 2009 01:56:42 +0000

I took this picture today at the local Stop and Shop (excuse me, SUPER Stop and Shop).

But does she play Beer Pong?

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:25:31 +0000

Behold The hottest Ping Pong Player EVER! Anyone care to disagree?

[via CollegeHumor]

Karolina Kurkova is straight from heaven. Literally.

Dr. Macenstein — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:58:57 +0000

I knew Karolina Kurkova was part of Victoria’s Secret “Angels” campaign, but I didn’t know she was the real thing.

Above: Doutzen Kroes (left) and the belly button-less Karolina Kurkova (right)

Yes, apparently a creature of divine origins, Kurkova has no belly button, a clear sign that she was not born of woman, and instead came into existence via the collective will of the male population.

[via Celebslam]

If that’s the soup, I think I’ll skip the main course

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:21:49 +0000

Looks like someone failed “How to successfully market a soup mix 101″ in school.

Thanks to faithful Son Of Macenstein reader Chris for the shot!

Something Sarah Palin should keep in mind

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:13:47 +0000

This is so true, although the woman doesn’t even have to be all that great, we’ll still check out her ass.
[via vulomedia]

I’m voting for #4

Dr. Macenstein — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:20:06 +0000

She just seems like she’d be the most fun.

No need to ask this guy “How’s it hanging?”

Dr. Macenstein — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:31:23 +0000

Pretty obvious it’s to the left.

[via travelerflolio]

Hilary Duff needs a bigger car

Dr. Macenstein — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:25:51 +0000

Wow. Well, I guess if you are a celebrity who doesn’t want to try to outrun the paparazzi, you need a car that can crush them.

Luckily, in the event of a high-speed chase, she seems to already have two rather large airbags deployed. Safety first!

[images UseMyComputer]

Emmy Rossum eating an ice cream cone

Dr. Macenstein — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:02:50 +0000

Photography as an art form is very subjective, and there’s no real way to define what causes a photograph to make the leap from the ordinary to the extraordinary… but something about these pictures speaks to me.

Perhaps it is the bold choice of colors.

You may remember the Golden Globe-nominated Emmy from her leading roles in the films The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon and The Phantom of the Opera. But I’m pretty sure I will always remember her from these photos.

[via UseMyComputer]

Your Options When Using The Force

Dr. Macenstein — Sat, 31 May 2008 04:05:49 +0000

Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Arn for the link!
[via graphjam]