How the hell are we going to compete with this robot? I mean, it can give us the finger while dribbling a ball at twice the speed of sound! Given how powerful this hand appears to be, I am suddenly not looking as forward to the female sexbot as I once was…
The fact that this tape exists unfortunately pretty much means Barack can never be president. However, on the other hand, this should pretty much prove to any racists out there that Barack is not going to be renaming Pennsylvania Avenue “Malcolm X Place”. I mean, when Ellen has more soul than you, I think you pretty much have to turn in your “black guy” membership card at the door.
Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!
Ai Robotoics has begun taking orders for its new “Perfect Woman” female robots, and if your idea of the perfect woman is a somewhat freakish-looking robotic mannequin with a bad haircut that can cook, go shopping, give you a hydraulic massage AND recharge her own batteries, you’re in luck. Behold “Lisa”.
That text that scrolls by along the bottom actually says, among other things “Batteries not included”. Perhaps that should be a hint, but honestly, we can’t tell if this thing is legit or not, and we’re too scared that we’ll end up in a sex offender database to fill out their contact form and get a price, but yes, it appears this thing WILL have sex with you if you are brave enough to insert yourself into one of her robotic orifices. (Anyone seen the movie Teeth?) Yes, that’s right. All work and no play makes Lisa a dull robot.
According to the site:
We have designed Lisa to be a true companion. She is there to serve you. She dresses herself and recharges herself automatically. You can talk to her about news, travelling, culture and music. Lisa has an IQ of 130. She is even able to satisfy your desires in the bedroom. For this we have cooperated with a renowned sexologist whose expertise has been integrated into Lisa’s configuration.
Great. Now, the question is, is that sexologist Victoria Zdrok, or Dr. Ruth?
The more we look at videos of this thing, the less and less we are convinced she can really do anything other than take your hat as you walk through the door. Teddy Ruxpin could do more. Take a look at this video, and tell me if you think you can send this thing down to the store to do your shopping for you. Read the rest of this entry »
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