When the Chinese eventually invade and conquer America I think getting newscasts of this caliber will make the whole thing easier to take. We are sorely missing 3D bitch-slaps.
How the hell are we going to compete with this robot? I mean, it can give us the finger while dribbling a ball at twice the speed of sound! Given how powerful this hand appears to be, I am suddenly not looking as forward to the female sexbot as I once was…
Hmm… a super flexible girl that really knows how to handle balls… if only there were some sort of joke I could make…
hmmm… nope. Nothing comes to mind.
In our continuing coverage of countries that have better game shows than us, let us now turn our focus from Japan to France. Yes, France. Check out this French game show, which can only be described as brilliant.
I have no idea what these girls are trying to do, I don’t know what they could possibly win that would restore their dignity, but what I DO know is I want to buy this entire series on DVD.
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I have had this dream before…
That’s right. I have dreamt of naked, well-oiled Japanese men sliding along naked, well-oiled Japanese women for prizes. Only I was one of the women. Whoops. Did I say that? I meant dude. I was totally the dude.
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