Son Of Macenstein » Video http://sonofmacenstein.com Everything that makes macenstein.com great, except the Mac stuff. Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:06:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 How the Chinese reported on the whole Tiger Woods thing http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/12/01/how-the-chinese-reported-on-the-tiger-woods-thing/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/12/01/how-the-chinese-reported-on-the-tiger-woods-thing/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:27:56 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=78 When the Chinese eventually invade and conquer America I think getting newscasts of this caliber will make the whole thing easier to take. We are sorely missing 3D bitch-slaps.

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/12/01/how-the-chinese-reported-on-the-tiger-woods-thing/feed/ 0 Terminator is now suddenly a LOT scarier http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/08/25/terminator-is-now-suddenly-a-lot-scarier/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/08/25/terminator-is-now-suddenly-a-lot-scarier/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:34:23 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=76 How the hell are we going to compete with this robot? I mean, it can give us the finger while dribbling a ball at twice the speed of sound! Given how powerful this hand appears to be, I am suddenly not looking as forward to the female sexbot as I once was…

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]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/05/07/a-compelling-argument-for-the-burning-of-every-blue-screengreen-screen-on-the-planet/feed/ 0 The Greatest… Fight Scene… Ever http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/02/23/the-greatest-fight-scene-ever/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/02/23/the-greatest-fight-scene-ever/#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:08:06 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=68 Don’t mess with Riki.

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Thank to faithful SOM reader Charlare for the tip!

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Thanks to faithful SOM reader Seth for the tip!

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/25/barack-and-michelle-obama-do-what-together/feed/ 2 Woah… She could totally play for the Harlem Wizards http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/20/woah-she-could-totally-play-for-the-harlem-wizards/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/20/woah-she-could-totally-play-for-the-harlem-wizards/#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:24:44 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=65 Hmm… a super flexible girl that really knows how to handle balls… if only there were some sort of joke I could make…

hmmm… nope. Nothing comes to mind.

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/20/woah-she-could-totally-play-for-the-harlem-wizards/feed/ 1 Why does every country have better game shows than the US? http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/12/why-does-every-country-have-better-game-shows-than-the-us/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/12/why-does-every-country-have-better-game-shows-than-the-us/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:38:21 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=64 In our continuing coverage of countries that have better game shows than us, let us now turn our focus from Japan to France. Yes, France. Check out this French game show, which can only be described as brilliant.

I have no idea what these girls are trying to do, I don’t know what they could possibly win that would restore their dignity, but what I DO know is I want to buy this entire series on DVD.
[LiveLeak]

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/12/why-does-every-country-have-better-game-shows-than-the-us/feed/ 4 In this game, even if you lose, you win http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/06/i-have-had-this-dream-before/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/01/06/i-have-had-this-dream-before/#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:57:54 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=63 I have had this dream before…

That’s right. I have dreamt of naked, well-oiled Japanese men sliding along naked, well-oiled Japanese women for prizes. Only I was one of the women. Whoops. Did I say that? I meant dude. I was totally the dude.

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