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Jan 06
I have had this dream before…
That’s right. I have dreamt of naked, well-oiled Japanese men sliding along naked, well-oiled Japanese women for prizes. Only I was one of the women. Whoops. Did I say that? I meant dude. I was totally the dude.
Dec 18
While this video has some of the best set design and acting I have ever seen, it is still wrong for dozens of reasons.
First, as we ALL know, all Asians know Kung Fu, so the odds of these two fat guys being able to rob this woman is laughable. Second, if that’s not George Costanza, then it’s his twin, which is even worse than being George Costanza. And Third, W…T…F…?
Was this video made by the “Pro Robbery Association”? Is “take anything you want” really the number 1 phrase we should be teaching women?
Nov 27
A lot of people say they “live for today”, but they’re all talk. Here’s a great example of someone who truly lives completely in the moment, with no thoughts of the possible future repercussions to his actions.
Thanks to faithful SOM reader chaplare for the link!
Nov 22
I knew Karolina Kurkova was part of Victoria’s Secret “Angels” campaign, but I didn’t know she was the real thing.
Above: Doutzen Kroes (left) and the belly button-less Karolina Kurkova (right)
Yes, apparently a creature of divine origins, Kurkova has no belly button, a clear sign that she was not born of woman, and instead came into existence via the collective will of the male population.
[via Celebslam]
Oct 31
It’s rare that I find myself disagreeing with Mr. T, yet I think he might be misjudging the importance of buying name brand fashions. There’s no telling how many children were beat up after watching this video and taking Mr. T’s advice.
Damn! If only I could go back in time and change my yearbook quote to “”Hey! Ev’rybody’s gotta wear clothes… and if you don’t, you’ll be arrested. – Mr. T”.
I think my quote was something about my friend sharpening his pencil.
Aug 12
The fact that this tape exists unfortunately pretty much means Barack can never be president. However, on the other hand, this should pretty much prove to any racists out there that Barack is not going to be renaming Pennsylvania Avenue “Malcolm X Place”. I mean, when Ellen has more soul than you, I think you pretty much have to turn in your “black guy” membership card at the door.
Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!
Jul 28
We’ve all be there: alone, drunk, and in the heat of a 3AM Who Wants to Be A Millionaire home game, two life lines gone, all that’s left is the “phone a friend”, but unfortunately you have no friends… So you do the only thing you CAN do, you call 911 (or if you’re British, like this lady) you dial 999 and ask your question.
Obviously the 999 operator was being a jerk because he didn’t know the answer. Maybe she should have called Al Gore. Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Chaplare.
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