Son Of Macenstein » WTF?

A compelling argument for the burning of every blue screen/green screen on the planet

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:14:27 +0000

So when did political correctness actually start?

Dr. Macenstein — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:15:07 +0000

Apparently sometime around 1980…

[via HolyTaco]

The Greatest… Fight Scene… Ever

Dr. Macenstein — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:08:06 +0000

Don’t mess with Riki.

In this game, even if you lose, you win

Dr. Macenstein — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:57:54 +0000

I have had this dream before…

That’s right. I have dreamt of naked, well-oiled Japanese men sliding along naked, well-oiled Japanese women for prizes. Only I was one of the women. Whoops. Did I say that? I meant dude. I was totally the dude.

Why is George Costanza robbing foreign women?

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:48:03 +0000

While this video has some of the best set design and acting I have ever seen, it is still wrong for dozens of reasons.

First, as we ALL know, all Asians know Kung Fu, so the odds of these two fat guys being able to rob this woman is laughable. Second, if that’s not George Costanza, then it’s his twin, which is even worse than being George Costanza. And Third, W…T…F…?

Was this video made by the “Pro Robbery Association”? Is “take anything you want” really the number 1 phrase we should be teaching women?

How NOT to handle getting a speeding ticket

Dr. Macenstein — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:45:00 +0000

A lot of people say they “live for today”, but they’re all talk. Here’s a great example of someone who truly lives completely in the moment, with no thoughts of the possible future repercussions to his actions.

Thanks to faithful SOM reader chaplare for the link!

Karolina Kurkova is straight from heaven. Literally.

Dr. Macenstein — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:58:57 +0000

I knew Karolina Kurkova was part of Victoria’s Secret “Angels” campaign, but I didn’t know she was the real thing.

Above: Doutzen Kroes (left) and the belly button-less Karolina Kurkova (right)

Yes, apparently a creature of divine origins, Kurkova has no belly button, a clear sign that she was not born of woman, and instead came into existence via the collective will of the male population.

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Somehow I’m not buying that Jeff is the hippest kid in town

Dr. Macenstein — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:35:48 +0000

It’s rare that I find myself disagreeing with Mr. T, yet I think he might be misjudging the importance of buying name brand fashions. There’s no telling how many children were beat up after watching this video and taking Mr. T’s advice.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find that everyone involved in this video was brought up on charges.

Damn! If only I could go back in time and change my yearbook quote to “”Hey! Ev’rybody’s gotta wear clothes… and if you don’t, you’ll be arrested. – Mr. T”.

I think my quote was something about my friend sharpening his pencil.

Why Barack will never be president

Dr. Macenstein — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:31:26 +0000

The fact that this tape exists unfortunately pretty much means Barack can never be president. However, on the other hand, this should pretty much prove to any racists out there that Barack is not going to be renaming Pennsylvania Avenue “Malcolm X Place”. I mean, when Ellen has more soul than you, I think you pretty much have to turn in your “black guy” membership card at the door.

Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!

Drunk woman dials 911 to ask when the internet started

Dr. Macenstein — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:25:38 +0000

We’ve all be there: alone, drunk, and in the heat of a 3AM Who Wants to Be A Millionaire home game, two life lines gone, all that’s left is the “phone a friend”, but unfortunately you have no friends… So you do the only thing you CAN do, you call 911 (or if you’re British, like this lady) you dial 999 and ask your question.

Obviously the 999 operator was being a jerk because he didn’t know the answer. Maybe she should have called Al Gore. Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Chaplare.