How the hell are we going to compete with this robot? I mean, it can give us the finger while dribbling a ball at twice the speed of sound! Given how powerful this hand appears to be, I am suddenly not looking as forward to the female sexbot as I once was…
It’s rare that I find myself disagreeing with Mr. T, yet I think he might be misjudging the importance of buying name brand fashions. There’s no telling how many children were beat up after watching this video and taking Mr. T’s advice.
Damn! If only I could go back in time and change my yearbook quote to “”Hey! Ev’rybody’s gotta wear clothes… and if you don’t, you’ll be arrested. – Mr. T”.
I think my quote was something about my friend sharpening his pencil.
OK, let’s see how tough you are. Try to get through this entire music video, and see if you can answer the question below.
Which is worse:
A) the song
b) the girl
C) the filming
or
D) the mullett?
Please, remember to show your work.
The fact that this tape exists unfortunately pretty much means Barack can never be president. However, on the other hand, this should pretty much prove to any racists out there that Barack is not going to be renaming Pennsylvania Avenue “Malcolm X Place”. I mean, when Ellen has more soul than you, I think you pretty much have to turn in your “black guy” membership card at the door.
Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!
If this guy survived, I am pretty sure he is a shoe-in for the $100,000 prize on America’s Funniest Home Videos. They’re all about the groin shots.
Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Art Vandelay for the link!
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