Son Of Macenstein » Yikes! http://sonofmacenstein.com Everything that makes macenstein.com great, except the Mac stuff. Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:06:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Terminator is now suddenly a LOT scarier http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/08/25/terminator-is-now-suddenly-a-lot-scarier/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/08/25/terminator-is-now-suddenly-a-lot-scarier/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:34:23 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=76 How the hell are we going to compete with this robot? I mean, it can give us the finger while dribbling a ball at twice the speed of sound! Given how powerful this hand appears to be, I am suddenly not looking as forward to the female sexbot as I once was…

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/08/25/terminator-is-now-suddenly-a-lot-scarier/feed/ 0 A compelling argument for the burning of every blue screen/green screen on the planet http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/05/07/a-compelling-argument-for-the-burning-of-every-blue-screengreen-screen-on-the-planet/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/05/07/a-compelling-argument-for-the-burning-of-every-blue-screengreen-screen-on-the-planet/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 13:14:27 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=71

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2009/05/07/a-compelling-argument-for-the-burning-of-every-blue-screengreen-screen-on-the-planet/feed/ 0 Somehow I’m not buying that Jeff is the hippest kid in town http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/10/31/somehow-im-not-buying-that-jeff-is-the-hippest-kid-in-town/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/10/31/somehow-im-not-buying-that-jeff-is-the-hippest-kid-in-town/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:35:48 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=54 It’s rare that I find myself disagreeing with Mr. T, yet I think he might be misjudging the importance of buying name brand fashions. There’s no telling how many children were beat up after watching this video and taking Mr. T’s advice.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find that everyone involved in this video was brought up on charges.

Damn! If only I could go back in time and change my yearbook quote to “”Hey! Ev’rybody’s gotta wear clothes… and if you don’t, you’ll be arrested. – Mr. T”.

I think my quote was something about my friend sharpening his pencil.

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/10/31/somehow-im-not-buying-that-jeff-is-the-hippest-kid-in-town/feed/ 1 There’s a reason only beautiful people make it in the music industry http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/09/19/theres-a-reason-only-beautiful-people-make-it-in-the-music-industry/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/09/19/theres-a-reason-only-beautiful-people-make-it-in-the-music-industry/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:32:34 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=42 OK, let’s see how tough you are. Try to get through this entire music video, and see if you can answer the question below.

Which is worse:

A) the song
b) the girl
C) the filming
or
D) the mullett?

Please, remember to show your work.

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/09/19/theres-a-reason-only-beautiful-people-make-it-in-the-music-industry/feed/ 7 Why Barack will never be president http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/08/12/why-barack-will-never-be-president/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/08/12/why-barack-will-never-be-president/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:31:26 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=40 The fact that this tape exists unfortunately pretty much means Barack can never be president. However, on the other hand, this should pretty much prove to any racists out there that Barack is not going to be renaming Pennsylvania Avenue “Malcolm X Place”. I mean, when Ellen has more soul than you, I think you pretty much have to turn in your “black guy” membership card at the door.

Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/08/12/why-barack-will-never-be-president/feed/ 1 No need to ask this guy “How’s it hanging?” http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/23/no-need-to-ask-this-guy-hows-it-hanging/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/23/no-need-to-ask-this-guy-hows-it-hanging/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:31:23 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=30 Pretty obvious it’s to the left.

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]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/23/no-need-to-ask-this-guy-hows-it-hanging/feed/ 3 When a Pole Vaulter’s “pole” gets the pole http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/06/when-a-pole-vaulters-pole-gets-the-pole/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/06/when-a-pole-vaulters-pole-gets-the-pole/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:04:10 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=22 If this guy survived, I am pretty sure he is a shoe-in for the $100,000 prize on America’s Funniest Home Videos. They’re all about the groin shots.

Thanks to faithful Son of Macenstein reader Art Vandelay for the link!

]]> http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/06/06/when-a-pole-vaulters-pole-gets-the-pole/feed/ 2 Looks like someone went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/05/28/looks-like-someone-went-to-hollywood-upstairs-medical-college/ http://sonofmacenstein.com/2008/05/28/looks-like-someone-went-to-hollywood-upstairs-medical-college/#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 01:49:16 +0000 Dr. Macenstein http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=14 Seriously. How much malpractice insurance do these girl’s plastic surgeons have?

Suddenly Lisa is looking a little more real…

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