Son Of Macenstein

Oh how embarrassing for Foster’s Home of Imaginary Monsters! That song sounded like it was going to be good, too…

A lot of people say they “live for today”, but they’re all talk. Here’s a great example of someone who truly lives completely in the moment, with no thoughts of the possible future repercussions to his actions.

Thanks to faithful SOM reader chaplare for the link!

AnnaLynne McCord (90210). Now, it was recently reported that AnnaLynne was spotted making out with a girl last week, so I don’t know if that makes this picture hotter, or horribly depressing. But when in doubt with a lesbian story, I always go with “hotter”.

[via Celebslam]

I knew Karolina Kurkova was part of Victoria’s Secret “Angels” campaign, but I didn’t know she was the real thing.

Above: Doutzen Kroes (left) and the belly button-less Karolina Kurkova (right)

Yes, apparently a creature of divine origins, Kurkova has no belly button, a clear sign that she was not born of woman, and instead came into existence via the collective will of the male population.

[via Celebslam]

Like every video I have ever seen from Japan, this is the best thing ever.

This could easily sustain a 6 month run on the New World Stages Theater in NYC.

It’s rare that I find myself disagreeing with Mr. T, yet I think he might be misjudging the importance of buying name brand fashions. There’s no telling how many children were beat up after watching this video and taking Mr. T’s advice.

Damn! If only I could go back in time and change my yearbook quote to “”Hey! Ev’rybody’s gotta wear clothes… and if you don’t, you’ll be arrested. – Mr. T”.

I think my quote was something about my friend sharpening his pencil.

[via 236.com]

It’s rare that a website’s “Under Construction” page causes my MacBook’s fans to go on, but Clark Dols’ awesome new UC page is so awesome, I don’t mind.

Looks like someone failed “How to successfully market a soup mix 101″ in school.

Thanks to faithful Son Of Macenstein reader Chris for the shot!

This is so true, although the woman doesn’t even have to be all that great, we’ll still check out her ass.
[via vulomedia]